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I've just finished off a nice bottle of Lagunitas Maximus beer. It's a higher alcohol content version of their IPA, and is quite tasty. I have also been known to enjoy a bottle of Spaten Optimator, which also is a higher alcohol content version of their regular lager. Maximus. Optimator. Sensing a theme? With that in mind, I have some suggestions for other possible beer names:

  • Mess-you-up Quickinator
  • Throbbing Destructor
  • Gigantinous Hugenator
  • Stupendous Mistake
  • Destructimus Relationships
  • Hangover Extremus
  • Penisious Compensator
  • Markus Shouldn't Blogimus After Drinkingatoring

Clearly I have a future in beer marketing. Other suggestions? Leave them in the comments.

Posted by Mark Fletcher on March 2, 2008 07:14 PM |

Comments

'High Brau', the fancy-sounding, higher alcohol content version of 'Low Brau'.

Posted by: Max Erickson [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 3, 2008 06:02 AM

Suggestions? Yeah, don't blog after having a Lagunitas Maximus :-)

Wait! That's your last suggestion!! :-)

Posted by: RBA | March 5, 2008 02:00 PM

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